WHAT THE JOB AD SAYS And WHAT IT REALLY MEANS...
Advancement Opportunity
-Lousy Job
Entry Level
-Really A Lousy Job
No Experience Necessary
-The Mother Of All Lousy Jobs
Administrative Assistant
-Lousy Job With A Title
Ground Floor Opportunity
-Lousy Job With A Company That Will File Bankruptcy Within A Year
Progressive Company
- Employees Get To Wear Jeans Every Other Friday
Team Player
-Must Deal With Dangerously Territorial Coworkers With Rabid
Personalities
Upbeat Personalities
-Must Neither Threaten Us With Any Kind Of
Lawsuit Nor Use The Drug Alcohol Rehab Benefit Within The First Year
Word Processing Skills Essential
-There Is A Crippling Case Of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome In Your Future
Public Relations Receptionist - Professional Appearance Important
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WHAT THE JOB AD SAYS and WHAT IT REALLY MEANS...