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Things Bill Gates would change if he was from Alabama
Things that Bill Gates would change if he was from Alabama.
1. They would be called "Winders95, WindersNT, and Winders 3.1".
2. Instead of the hour glass wait icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle.
3. Occasionally you'd open a winder that was covered with a hefty bag
and duct tape.
4. Dialog boxes that give you the choice of "Yes, No, or Cancel" would
now read "Ahh-right, Naw, or Git".
5. Instead of the "Ta-da" sound when opening Winders, you would now
hear the "Dueling Banjos".
6. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders95 would now be called "Out-House".
7. When you open the sound player, you would hear a digitized drunk
yelling "Freebird".
8. Powerpoint would now be known as "Parpawnt".
9. Microsoft's programming tolls would be "Vishul Basic"
and "Vishul C++".
10. The Winders95 logo would be the Confederate Flag.
11. Instead of the title "VP", Microsoft big shots will be called "Cuz".
12. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am or
a Chevy truck.
13. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
14. "Well, next thing ya know ol' Bill's a billionaire......"
15. Flight Simulator game would be replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.
16. Microsoft's CEO: Bubba Gates.
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