Have you wondered why your meals don't look as good as those TV ads?
Most of us know they use tricks on those ads. Here are a few reported
by Brett Kurzweil in the HOPE health letter (posted without permission)
- Shaving cream is used instead of whipped cream
- Roasted poultry is typically shellacked to make it look good
- Nectarines can be turned into gorgeous looking fuzzy peaches by
spritzing them with antifungal foot spray.
- Wildroot hair tonic is used on cornflakes instead of milk because the
flakes can sit around for hours without getting soggy.
- Ice cream is typically Crisco (a vegetable lard product) mixed with
confectionaires sugar
- Meats are held together with Krazy glue and straight pins.
Antifungal foot spray and hair tonic. MMMMM. Yummy!
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