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• The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC
  Collie + Lhasa Apso -- Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Pointer + Setter -- Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Great Pyrenees + Dachshund -- Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingese + Lhasa Apso -- Peekasso, an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel -- Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever -- Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists Newfoundland + Basset Hound -- Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors Bloodhound + Labrador -- Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly Malamute + Pointer -- Moot Point, owned by....
• Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
• The Veterinarian Exam... A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic.
  As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest....
• This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
  ... Now read without the word dog....
• What should you do if your dog is missing? Check the lost and hound.
• What do you call a dismal dog? A grey hound.
• Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
• Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
• A visit to the vet... A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.
  The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table....