A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Pete
is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of
entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows
his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did
anything really good in your life but, you never did anything bad
either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed
that you did in your life, you're in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, there was this one
time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a giant group of
KKK Biker Gang Rapists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my
car to see what was going on, and sure enough, there they were, about
50 of 'em torturing this chick. Infuriated, I get out my car,
grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the
leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a
chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the
leader, the KKK Biker Gang Rapists formed a circle around me.
So, I rip the leader's chain off his face and smash him over the
head with the tire iron. Then I turn around and yell to the rest of
them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of
sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in
pain!'"
St. Peter, impressed, says "Really? When did this happen?"
"Oh, about two minutes ago."
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