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• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• May your kayak only have one hole in it!
• What do you get when you cross the Texas Chainsaw Massacre with a group of Eskimos? Cold cuts.
• Things You Really Don't Need To Know: ** The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
  ** The most common name in the world in Mohamed. ** A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out....
• Kayak salad - Alaska yak.
• Kayak To A Better Beginning.
• five strange ones The following just goes to show what can happen when you have too much time on your hands.
  #1 There were two cows sitting in a field. The first cow says to the other, "Hey, did you hear about that Mad Cow Disease?...
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was married and the other one was single.
  It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank....