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• Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but they get three tech reports out of it....
• Q:" How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but they get three tech reports out of it....
• How many professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Only one, but they get three technical reports out of it....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - but they're really only one....