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When Alexander The Great was waging war on the entire known world of his time, it chanced that he recieved a slight spear-wound on his wrist.
Wrapping an old cloth around it, he continued the battle....
A Short History Of Humbugs Humbugs are an old and noble family, honorable to the core- Insecticus Humbugium, if I may use the Latin.
They fought in the crusades with Richard the Lion Heart, cro...
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Women! You can't live with them.....can't deep fry 'em.
There was this little kid in grade 2 whose name was Johnny.
He went to school with grade 2's. (!...
quot;What is the chemical symbol for Potassium&quo
Since the kids were only in gr. 2, they didn't even know what potassium was....
There were these 3 guys driving back to Toronto, Ontario who were visiting some friends in Terrace B.
C. As they approached Red Deer, Alberta, their car all of a sudden broke down. Luckily, they were...
The first guy told them about their car, and wondered if he could possibly give them a hand.
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quot;Whew, just the cat" and the second guy returned to bed.
The third guy, not as intelligent as the rest, decided to check out the daughter....
Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (...

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