Mumble, "There's A Bomb Under Your Seat." When Asked To Repeat That, Say "I Said 'sauce Smothered With Meat'.

Mumble, "There's A Bomb Under Your Seat." When Asked To Repeat That, Say "I Said 'sauce Smothered With Meat'.

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Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."

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When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.
When in doubt, mumble.
Wanting to convert to the Catholic faith, Sam Goldstein was allowed to join the Church under the condition that he would, henceforth, obey all the laws governing the Catholicism.
"Remember," warned the priest, "you also are not allowed to eat meat on Fridays....
As I said before, I never repeat myself.