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• Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
• Order a one-inch pizza.
• If you order extra cheese on a pizza do you really get it?
• There's nothin like steamed clams!
• Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
• Rent a pizza.
• How About Some Pizza... FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.
  After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite....
• Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
• Define "pizza." An abortion on toast.