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• Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this.
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• Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.
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• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
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• As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
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