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• Taking A Dip The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately to take a dip in the nearby lake.
  He didn't bring his swimming suit, but he didn't care - he was all alone....
• Barbie's Letter To Santa: Dear Santa, Listen you cheery old ma
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• 1) Got a neighbor that's a real pain in the ass? Do they have a lawn?
  Do they have a garden that's accessible? Yes to all the above?...
• Kids Will Be Kids... A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
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• This guy goes walking into a bar with an alligator.
  He sets the the alligator up on the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you serve cajuns in this bar?...
• Whatever you bring to a campsite, Take it away.