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Come In Wearing A Full Knight's Outfit, Complete With Sword And Shield.
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Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
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A verray parfit gentil knight.
Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
Live by the sword, die by the long bow.
Where the keyboard is mightier than the sword.
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
"Hit it....
Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
"It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical....
Welcome, gentle Sir Knight, to the Castle Anthrax!
You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.