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• How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb?
  Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a _long_ story about it......
• How many Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  Fifty. One to screw it in and the other forty nine to guard him....
• Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  ? A: Two - One to do it, and one to write a sensitive folk song about it....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: <smash the lightbulb> ============= OK, try again....
• How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified....
• How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to recover the fumble....
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
• How many dope addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to roll it and one to light it up....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....