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Q. Why Isn't Saddam Hussein Circumsized ? A.
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Q. Why isn't Saddam Hussein circumsized ?
A. So he has a place to put his chewing gum during a sandstorm.
Related:
Q: Why aren't cowboys circumsized? A: So they have a place to keep their Skoal when they eat.
Did you hear that Saddam Hussein is supposed to live in a bunker that's 60 feet underground?
Well most of us would be happy if he was just 6 feet underground....
The ABC's Of Gum Chewing.
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
What's the first piece of clothing issued to an Iraqi soldier?
- A white handkerchief. The Polish government has now joined th conflict by sending troops to the Gulf....
Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the "Bills".
What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen" Why did Jeff always make girls nervous?...
Q. What did Saddam Hussein say when he was asked about Red China?
A. He said, "I'd use a purple tablecloth.......
But has anyone heard lately from Saddam's brother, Gomorrah Hussein?
Why isn't Saddam Hussein circumcised? - There's just no end to that prick.