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• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
• Jimmy Stewart, Roseanne Barr, and Saddam Hussein all reached the Pearly Gates at the same time.
  St. Peter said, "Ah, you're Jimmy Stewart, right?...
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
• What do you get when you cross Saddam Hussein with Dan Quayle? - A rebel without a clue.
• A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
  The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
• How many women do you know that you CAN trust?!?! One.
  She is not born yet and her mother is dead....
• News of the Weird Lead Story Paul LaSalle, twenty-six, was killed near Mt.
  Pleasant, N.Y., in March. He lost control of his car when he pulled alongside a driver and began to berate him for having just cut LaSalle off....
• Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
  when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
• Will Rogers never met Saddam Hussein.