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• Q: How do you sink a Polish battleship? A: Put it in water.
• How do you sink an Irish submarine? Knock on the hatch.
• Q: How do you sink a polish submarine. A: Knock on the door!!
• Q: How do you sink a Polish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch!
• What do you call a faggot in the navy? A Rear Admiral.
• Why do the Arabs always lose wars with Israel ?? You ever see a camel that could outrun a cadillac ?
  What do Arabs do on a Saturday night? Sit under palm trees and eat their dates....
• How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it.
• Do you know why the new [ethnic] navy is buying glass-bottom boats for their new fleet?
  So they can see the old [ethnic] navy....