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A Lady Goes Into A Hardware Store And Asks For A Hinge.
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A lady goes into a hardware store and asks for a hinge. The man at the
counter gets one for her and asks "Do you want a screw for that hinge?".
The lady says "No, but I'll blow ya for that toaster over there!".
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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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