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• Who Says The Irish Drink Too Much? Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
  After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland....
• The Best Beer After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
  The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Sen~or, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona....
• This guy walks into a bar, and sits down at the bar.
  There is a really good looking girl alone at the end of the bar....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink.
  So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?...
• Kill the nerds Since hunting season is going strong, I thought this might be approprite.
  .. This was sent in by Kevin Dewinter from somewhere in Cyberspace....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Subject: Nerds This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.
  As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS NOT ALLOWED -- ENTER AT OWN RISK!...
• Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
  So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $...