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• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......
• Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions? A: He only took tips.
• Did you hear about the duck who flew upside down? He quacked up.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
• Q: Did you hear about the girl who gave up bowling for sex?
  A: The balls were lighter and she didn't have to change her shoes!...
• Did you hear about the Iraqi that tryed to blow up a bus?
  He kept burning his lips on the tail pipe....