THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS

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THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.

Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.

The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.

The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.

To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put
the cork in quick before the air can get back in.

The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.

The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.

The cuckoo bird does not lay his own eggs.

Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.

Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.

An example of animal breeding is the farmer who mated a bull that gave a
great deal of milk with a bull with good meat.

We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous
generation and study of rocks.

If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them
perspire.

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.

Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

It is a well-known fact that a deceased body harms the mind.

For fainting: rub the person's chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above
the hand instead.

For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered,
then kill it.

For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make
artificial perspiration.

For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative
or negative.

Bar magnets have north and south poles, horseshoe magnets have east and
west poles.

When water freezes you can walk on it. That is what Christ did long ago
in wintertime.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

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