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• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• WISCONSIN-ISMS A handy guide to the English language as spoken in Dairyland.
  A careful study of these terms is recommended before attempting conversation with the native cheese-heads....
• THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!
  ) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to say they forgot password....
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Q: "Should I boil the new missionary?" asked the cannibal.
  A: "No" replied the chief, "He's a friar....
• Hunting Schedule 1:00 am Alarm clock rings 2:00 am Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed 2
  30 am Throw everything except the kitchen sink into the pick-up 3...
• Blame it on the computer -- lost homework! MODERN TIMES
  When you were a kid, did you ever tell the teacher ``My dog ate my homework?...