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"I used to have a shirt just like that..."
<pause for effusive thanks>
"... then I got a job."
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After each question, answer appears on screen. Ladies, PLEASE don't flame me too much for this one....
When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....