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• One day a enviromentalist went to a greengrocers and began anxiously looking over the produce.
  Can I help you madam?" asked the shopkeeper. "Yes, I was looking for some fruit," replied the enviromentalist, "Have these oranges been treated with any poisonous fertilizers or weedkillers?...
• Needing Deodorant... A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant.
  The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have....
• A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway.
  While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun....
• This koala bear flys in from Austrailia to visit his friends in New York.
  His friends take him out to a house of ill repute for a night of wild abandon....
• An elderly woman sees a bunch of women lining up outside a building.
  Being so naive, she doesn't know these women are prostitutes and that they've been arrested at the local police station....
• Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
  when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
• A woman goes to the doctors, and says ' Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
  I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.' The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
• A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
  I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....