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  The officer asks to see her license. The blonde shows a puzzled look on her face, and asks what a license is....
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  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• A Fix-it Ticket An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
  Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning....
• Common Verbal Abuse A man is driving with his wife, and runs a yellow light.
  A cop pulls him over and says "I'm going to give you a ticket for running the light....
• I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
  ..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
• Mid-life Crisis or Triumph? A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
  The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
• Fast Thinking A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
  The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up....
• Everyday Miss Nun would ride from the convent into town to the market.
  And as it happens one very persistent cop on a bike (Jan van der Merwe) would let her pull over to the side of the road and administer a drunken- ness test (breath-a-lyzer test) on Miss Nun....