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Why Does A Duck Have Flat Feet? To Stamp Out Fire In The Woods.
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Why does a duck have flat feet?
To stamp out fire in the woods.
Why does an elephant have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
Related:
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Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant.
Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because he would look stupid with eight inches.
Q: Why does an elephant have 4 feet? A: Because 8 inches isn't enough
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