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  Judge: "I'm sorry Mickey, but you claiming Minnie is crazy is not a valid reason for me to grant a divorce....
• Lawyer : Well Mr.Mouse, I don't really think that your wife Minnie having bucked teeth is sufficient grounds for divorce.
  Mickie : Who mentioned bucked teeth? I said she was fucking goofy....
• One year at halloween the governor of Illinois was giving a costume party.
  all the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were....
• Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch.
• Mickey Mouse wears a Brian Mulroney watch.
• Two story house A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
  The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce....
• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
• Custody trial A husband and wife were getting a divorce, and so they were told to take their child to the judge so he could decide who would get custody.
  After reaching the judges office the judge looked at the child and said, "I'm going to let your mother take care of you....
• The Divorce... A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?
  She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by....