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• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• One night our friend, lets call him Jim, was out on the town.
  It was one of those nights when it was raining and he was _forced_ into a Pub for shelter....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• A Brit and a Scot where standing on a corner talking when an Irishman walked up.
  You know what," said O'Brien, "I just went into that pub over there, ordered a pint, and played some darts....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like "-cFS" or "-xb 250").
  A swarthy individual approached the group, and thrust his face close to Kirk's....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• This big guy (and I mean *really* big) is sitting in his local pub, having a beer when this little guy comes running in.
  Quick, quick", he says, "there's a guy in bed with your wife!...