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• Q: Why do Poles make the best astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.
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• Why don't little duckies pee?? Cause they don't have a quack..
• Q: Why don't they give Poles a whole hour for lunch? A: They don't want to have to retrain them.
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• A couple went to mass and took confession. The husband went into the confessional and said "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
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• Why shouldn't you put an ad in the paper if your dog is lost? Because dogs can't read.