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• Q: Why do Mexican cars have small steering wheels?? A: So they can drive them with handcuffs on.
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
• Q: Why are people so fragile? A: They were made with only one screw.
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• So far, so good, so what?
• While driving through a small town in Old Mexico, an American tourist blew out a tire.
  It was during the siesta, so when he arrived at the gas station a sign hanging in the door announced that the station was "Closed, come back soon!...
• The only good news in the polls so far for the Ferraro-Mondale ticket is it seems to be runni~ng reasonably well against Undecided.
• Q: How come the Mexican Army only used 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? A: Because they only had 2 cars.