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  About mid week he was talking to one of his brother preacher and told him that someone had stolen his bicycle....
• Thank you for calling the Metropolitan Church of the Holy Bible.
  Today's commandment is Number 6, Thou shalt not....
• Did you hear how Moses got the ten commandments? God was coming down the mountain and the first person he came across was not Moses.
  It was a Roman. He asked the Roman if he wanted any commandments?...
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  hou shalt squeeze no others before me. 2. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back....
• When Quasimodo died, the priest posted notices all over town that he needed a new bell-ringer.
  No one in town wanted the job, since the hours were terrible and the working conditions lousy, so the priest got worried....
• God offered his tablet of commandments to the world.
  He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer" they said....
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• This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
  a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
• A man crawled into town along the gutters looking for work.
  A kindly priest found him, and discovered that the man had come from the previous town and found no jobs....