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• The little moron was strolling downtown one day when he spotted a man walking in the opposite direction who was being followed by twenty penguins.
  The man had a worried look on his face, which is perfectly normal because everyone knows how dangerous a bunch of penguins can be if cornered....
• Funny Froggie Story A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
  He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green....
• A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.
  He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result....
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• Executive Fantasy A rich business executive sees an ad in the Wall Street Journal for the world's fastest and most expensive car, the Tri-Turbo Convertible Fantasy.
  It costs over $1 million. The mogul decides that he must have it, and assigns half a dozen assistants to track the car down for him....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....