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  The senator asked the pope, "Your Holiness, how do you find our country?...
• The Seven Dwarfs were having an audience with the pope when Dopey raised his hand and said, "Excuse me?
  Your Holiness?" The pope said, "Yes, my son? What can I do for you?...
• One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
  God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
• The pope died. Like all good christians he went to heaven and knocked on the door.
  Peter opened. The pope said: "I'm the pope." Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus....
• The first grade teacher assigns her class to use the word "contagious" in a sentence.
  The next day, she asks who has their assignment done....
• WHY ASK WHY?? (Two guys sitting at a bar, asking each other strange questions.
  After each question, answer appears on screen. Ladies, PLEASE don't flame me too much for this one....
• The Pope is on his 1988 tour of America, in the middle of his 3 day bash in New York.
  On the second day, he is driving back to his motel after a heavy days bible bashing....
• One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love to his youngest daughter.
  Yelling "You son of a bitch!" he shot the amorous salesman in the groin with a ....
• One night a travelling salesman found that he had stayed on the road too long, and that he was stranded in the middle farm country with no place to sleep.
  Naturally, he sought refuge at the nearest farm house....