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People Who Live In Stone Houses Shouldn't Throw Glasses.
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People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
OLD PROVERB: PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T.
People live the longest who have the most birthdays.
Settle this first who moved the stone?
People Who Should Be Phased Out (by George Carlin) ** Guy's who always harmonize the last few notes of "Happy Birthday.
** People over 40 who can't put on reading glasses without making self-conscious remarks about their advancing age....
Jesus was walking through the desert one day, when he comes across a crowd of people, preparing to stone a prostitute to death.
He enquires as to what is happening and why. The people respond that they are going to stone her because she is a prostitute, and as such a sinner!...
Q: What did the Romanian people light their houses with before they used candles?
A: Electricity....
What does a Lada buyer do to look sophisticated? Wear dark glasses.
But how do you tell the Lada buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?...
Those who live closest arrive latest.