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Drop The Vase And It Will Become A Ming Of The Past.
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Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
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Some days the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock.
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Do not drop??? Ooopps!
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A Blast from the Past!
Taking a QUANTUM LEAP into the past.