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• Q: What's better than a rose on your piano? A: Tulips on your organ.
• What's better than a rose on your piano? Two lips on your organ What's worse than a dead dog on your piano?
  A diseased pussy on your organ....
• Q: What's better than having a rose on your piano? A: Having Tulips on your organ.
• Q: What's worse than a guitar string breaking in the middle of a tune?
  A: Having an organ go flat on you in the middle of a piece....
• Q: What's worse than lipstick on your collar? A: Leg makeup on your ears.
• Q. Whats red and climbs up your leg? A. A homesick abortion.
• Liberace was great on the piano But sucked on the orga
• Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "Pardon me, may I push in your stool?
• What's worse than your dentist telling you you have herpes? Your mother telling you.