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  Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table....
• The Three Bears returned one sunny sunday morning from a stroll in the woods to find the door of their little house open.
  Cautiously, they went inside. After a while, big Daddy Bear's deep voice boomed out, "Someone's been eating MY porridge !...
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• A Religious Bear In the middle of a forest, there was a camper who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.
  In his fear, all he could do was run as fast as he could....
• The 3 bears The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.
  Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with....
• The little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
  Not yet" said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores....
• Who Killed The Bear... An 85 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• TOP 118 REASONS WHY IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DATE A NERD 1) His shoelaces are hardly ever untied 2) Doesn't pick his nose in public 3) Has never put a red shirt in with the whites 4) Was not directly responsible for the Holocaust 5) When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building
  he doesn't push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor 6) Elvis is dead and Bob Saget is married...
• Annual checkup An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted."I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...