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• What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
• Q: What do you call the Lada owner's manual? A: The bus timetable.
• What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A Skoda.
• What do you call a LADA with a sun-roof? A skip.
• What do you call a LADA with a flat tyre ? A write-off.
• What do you call a LADA with twin exhausts ? A wheelbarrow.
• Q. Do you know what the miracle of AIDS is? A. It turns fruits into vegetables.
• What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Lada? A scrap dealer.
• Q: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
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