This bloke pulls into a petrol station in Ireland and asks for five gallons
of petrol.
The attendant replies that they don't sell petrol.
``Don't sell petrol. What sort of a garage is this? Well, check
the oil for me''
The attendant replies that they don't sell oil.
``What!! Top the radiator up for me then''
The attendant again replies that they don't have any water, and that, in
fact, the garage is just a front for the IRA.
``In that case blow my tyres up''
Related:
A spaceship from the planet Zong lands in Farmborough.
It is the middle of the night - the town is deserted (not that
there's much happening in the daytime in Farmborough) as the
aliens (who are rather petrol - pump - like in their appearance)
descend from their ship....