This Bloke Pulls Into A Petrol Station In Ireland And Asks For Five Gallons Of Petrol.

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This bloke pulls into a petrol station in Ireland and asks for five gallons
of petrol.
The attendant replies that they don't sell petrol.
``Don't sell petrol. What sort of a garage is this? Well, check
the oil for me''
The attendant replies that they don't sell oil.
``What!! Top the radiator up for me then''
The attendant again replies that they don't have any water, and that, in
fact, the garage is just a front for the IRA.
``In that case blow my tyres up''

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