It's christmas time, and the postman rings at the door for an urgent letter.
She opens the door, asking for his request. Taking the letter, she said:
"Come in, postman. I'll give you coffee and a good breakfast".
So he came in, took the meal. When he was ready, she said:
"Come on, let's go to bed now." The postman was excited, went with her to
bed, and they had fun together. Afterwards, the woman gave him a dollar-note.
So he said:" What the hell is the reason, you made breakfast for me, went to
bed with me, and know giving me a dollar? I suppose the rest was enough!"
And she answered: "It is X-mas, and I asked my husband, what shall we give
the mailman. And he said 'FUCK HIM, GIVE M A DOLLAR!'
But the breakfast was my idea...."