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• He's dead Jim You grab the Tricorder I'll take his walle
• He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
• He's dead, Jim - grab his wallet!
• He's dead Jim. You get the tricorder, I'll get his wallet!
• He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet.
• On his honeymoon, an elderly man turned to his young bride, complaining, &quo
  Darling, you're gonna kill me. How can I tell if I'm having an or**sm or a heart attack?...
• Our old friend Ed (the Texas Aggie) and his life-long buddy, Earl, went huntin' one day.
  They was walkin' through the woods when Earl decided to relieve himself behind a bush....
• I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
  She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
• One night our friend, lets call him Jim, was out on the town.
  It was one of those nights when it was raining and he was _forced_ into a Pub for shelter....