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A young man of upper class took a walk in Soho on a very windy day.
As he passed a young woman, the wind caught her skirt and lifted it above her head....
World War III. The U.S.A. have succeeded in building a fantastic computer that is able to solve any strategical or tactical problem.
The military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine. ...
A lawyer has died and gone to heaven. (This is not the real joke!
) When he gets at the gate to heaven, he sees St....
Once upon a time there was this beautiful woman who was going to be married to this handsome very rich nobleman.
So they get married and she moves into his big castle, compared to which Camelot is ...
A guy dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him warmly at the gates of Hell, and they enter a long coridor.
As they walk along, the Devil explains, " Now that you're in Hell, you must choo...
What do you call a LADA with a flat tyre ? A write-off.
Man walks into a service station and asks the mechanic
"Do you have a windscreen wiper for a LADA?" The mechanic scratches his head, thinks for a bit and replie...
What do you call a LADA with twin exhausts ? A wheelbarrow.
The Pope goes on a visit to S. Africa, and he is travelling along, in his Popemobile, by the side of a large river.
Soon, he catches sight of a black man in the river, struggling and screaming as h...
A bright, well-behaved little boy lived with his parents and grandparents in suburbia.

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