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25 GOOD REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN 1.
YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG. 2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT....
Ethnic A visits the hospital. "I want to be castrated!
he demands cheerfully. "Are you sure about this?...
What do you call a blind dinosaur ? Imsureheneversaurus.
What do you call a sheep with no legs ? A cloud....
Mistress: something between master and mattress.
Housewife: a gadget you screw on the bed.
Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat: sooner or later, you get pissed off.
A man took his dog into a pub, bought a pint and settled down to watch the football on the TV set above the bar.
As luck would have it, it was a Fulham home game. After a one-sided match Fulham lo...
A man is looking at a soccer game, in this case FEYENOORD - AJAX
suddenly Feyenoord scores a goal, and the dog applauds....
What is black red black red black red black red black red black red white ? An negro masturbating.
Snooker is a complete Tory game; first of all you get rid of all the red
hen you get rid of all the coloureds, and all you have left at the end is the white....

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