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A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and and steals a roast.
While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $
30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, sh...
Murphy is walking down a country lane near his home when he spies a leprechaun sitting on a fencepost.
Ah ha!", says he to himself, "I'll catch the little fella and he'll have to give me his pot o...
A woman went to her doctor for a followup visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her.
She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. ...
Mickey Mouse was trying to convince a judge to give him a divorce from Minnie Mouse
Judge: "I'm sorry Mickey, but you claiming Minnie is crazy is not a valid reason for me to grant a divorce....
A guy was in a record store to buy a 45-rpm record of his favorite song.
After he located it, he realized that he forgot his wallet....
A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day.
While hunting he shot a duck which fell on the property of a farmer....
A guy gets on a bus and notices a nun sitting over in a corner.
Through her heavy head piece he just spots a glimmer of her face....
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch.
Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom....
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin.
Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen....

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