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There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred.
So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture....
There was this couple on The Newlywed Game and the man was asked where was the wierdest place they ever made "whoopie".
And with confidence, the woman responds, "Got to be in the butt, Bob....
A guy is in a bus station, and goes into the men's room to piss.
When he walks in he sees a leprechaun with the most enormous dick he had ever seen....
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm.
Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims....
Two women were walking down the street. One nudges the other and says, "There's my husband coming out of the florist's with a dozen roses.
Damn!! That means I'll have to keep my legs up in the ai...
How would you like to come back to my place for a hamburger and some sex?
"No!" "What's the matter, you don't like hamburgers?...
It seems a teacher walked into the boy's bathroom and caught four boys having a contest to see who could pee highest on the wall.
The teacher was disgusted and took the boys to the Principal's off...
This Polish guy ordered a pizza with everything on it.
When it came out of the oven, the guy asked him if he'd like it cut into four or eight pieces....
The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon.

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