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Archaeologists take sedimental journeys.
Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
How to buy a stereo. 1) Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc.
Multiply by a factor of 100....
Finally stopped Grandma from sliding down the bannister.
"How'd you do that?" "Wrapped barbed wire around it....
Dear Emily, The other day, my husband and I bought our small son a jigsaw to keep him occupied while we went out.
Imagine our surprise when, four hours later, we came back to find that he had cu...
Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician? A: A flying sorcerer.
Monty Python: - My dog's got no nose. - But how does it smell?
- Awful. Atomic versio...
The scene: a train in Poland. In one coach are an old woman, a pretty girl, an army officer, and a Solidarity worker.
The train goes through a dark tunnel, and in the darkness a kiss is heard, follo...
Did you know the Shuttle commander was on the radio when the shuttle blew up?
And on the walls, and on the windscreen, and on the ceiling....
Q: What's NASAs favourite cocktail? A: Seven Up with a dash of Teacher's on the rocks.

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