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Scene: My girlfriend and I are in a restaurant, and a strikingly attractive woman walks by.
) Girlfriend: Would you date her? Me: Ummm...1958?...
The following story is an excerpt from an interview with singer Tom Jones published in the San Fransisco Examiner 2/12/89.
The interviewer asked Mr. Jones whether he ever has problems with the hu...
A woman goes to the doctors, and says ' Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.' The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
A lawyer was approached by the devil one day.
Why are Ice Hockey goalkeepers and Italian girls alike?
They both change their pads after three periods....
What do you call a beautiful girl in Poland? A tourist.
What's that brown stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives.
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lies on your doorstep ? A. Matt.
So, it was WW2 and a ship was sailing over the seas when suddenly the captain runs to Bjorn who was stearing the ship and shouted
"There's a torpedo coming towards us! Go tell the boys downstairs ...
Three youths were seated in a restaurant near an elderly lady, whom they conspired to shock.
Said the first in a load voice, "I was born three months before my parents were married....

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