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Q: What was Corazon Aquino's happiest hour? A: When she found out she had Imelda Marcos' shoe size.
Q: What's do a pregnant woman and a burned cake have in common?
A: You should have taken it out earlier....
Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A: A miracle.
One day an engineer is going into a new grocery shop on the outskirts of town.
When just inside, he sees a sign which says: "CONDOMS...
Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA A young unmarried couple decides after a few dates that they are going to sleep together.
So, the guy, Tom, goes to ...
This bloke pulls into a petrol station in Ireland and asks for five gallons of petrol.
The attendant replies that they don't sell petrol....
A jetliner exploded just after takeoff, and crashed into a cemetery.
So far, they've found four thousand bodies, and they're still digging....
According to _The_Providence_Journal_, Claudine Schneider, a lawmaker from Rhode Island, mentioned to Dan Quayle during a conversation that she spoke fluent French.
Quayle was very impressed by...
There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around.
A very stupid policeman was filling out a form telling where the parts were....
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