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Q: What do you call the Lada owner's manual? A: The bus timetable.
In a small Alabama town, almost everybody was excited about the wedding that was comming up, but at the last moment, the groom called off the wedding.
A puzzled drifter wanted to know why. PD...
About as much use as: - the pope's balls - an ashtray on a motorbike - an inflatable dartboard (for campers).
Seen on the letter's page of the "Irish Times" Dear Sir, Sex is the best form of fusion at room temperature, yrs, etc.
Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly gates, where she is confronted by St.
Peter, brandishing a clipboard. "Name" says St. Peter. "Margaret Thatcher" she replie...
David Letterman's 10 New Slogans for Exxon: 10. We've got oil to spare.
9. Exxon: The Eastern Airlines of the sea. 8. Anybody got a tissue?...
Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
"The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them....
This story was told to me by a family friend who is an Illinois State Trooper.
One day he was pulling off an expressway near Chicago....
A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house) and would always leave with a stringer full of fish.
The fellow had a boat but a fishing pole...
A child, living in the inner city, goes on a school trip to see a farm.
When he gets back home, he discusses the visit with his father....

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