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When questioned as to why he vetoed the minimum wage increase, George Bush is reported to have replied
"I didn't think Dan Quayle deserved a pay rise....
IEGOYC = Insert Ethnic Group Of Your Choice) IEGOYC 1
We've decided to keep pigs. IEGOYC 2: Where you going to keep them?...
A tired traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight.
Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room....
A guy walks into this sporting goods store in Alaska, immediately spys a rather haggerd-looking old salt of a store clerk sitting by the cash register.
"Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Y...
The weekly bulletin from a local church included the following
The ideal pastor preaches exactly 10 minutes. He condemns sin, but never hurts anyone's feelings....
Q: What does NASA stand for? A: Need Another Seven Astronauts 0, unseen,, *** EOOH *** Date
Tue, 30 Oct 90 17:08:46 EST From: raf@minnie.cs.su.OZ.AU (Robert Anton Fabian) Subject: Fu...
Definition of an Irishman: A little machine that turns Guiness into p*ss.
In a company there are two employees, Jack and Jill.
Both have been model employees and have been much valued by the firm....
I'm so sorry, but my karma ran over your dogma.
It's a holiday and the Over-60 club of a small North of England town are boarding a coach for a trip to the seaside at Whitby.
(How Nice!) As the last aged gentleman is walking along the aisle of th...

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